The golden fish award is the highest honor that can be bestowed on a post; it is given to recognize excellence in the field of awesomeness and creativity. It may be a cleverly disguised golden star and maybe if I like you enough you might get some Goldfish® Crackers. The problem is that the award is a single goldfish and the price to mail a single goldfish is astronomical in comparison to the award. I don’t know maybe you can just go buy your own damn crackers. Someone always eats mine, I feel like Keith David from Men at Work and I should be twisting their hands saying ‘Never fuck with another man’s crackers – cracker’ or something of the like.
